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Ugandan Babe Gets To The Bottom of The Story

This article was originally going to be about anal sex in Uganda, but whilst researching the subject we stumbled across another very interesting story. If you ever visit Uganda you should be aware that anal sex is illegal. Now this isn’t just gay sex we are talking about, even anal between man and wife is illegal. We actually clarified this with a local female Ugandan citizen and she confirmed that popping a dildo in your lovers bottom or even a bit of tongue action down there will get you in trouble. So steer clear of any asses in Uganda. An unenforceable law you would think ? Well, you have to be careful. This brings us onto our main feature, the story of a woman called Shanita Namuyimba and a British businessman called David Greenhalgh. Shanita had been an escort girl for 5 years in the Kawempe area just north of Kampala. In 2009 she came south and met Greenhalgh on the Speke Road in Central Kampala. There is a conflicting version of events that says they were introduced by a Portuguese business friend. Shanita has been some what unimaginatively nick named “Bad Black“, however her ass is well bad, in other words she is packing some booty.

Shanita Namuyimba and David Greenhalgh

Shanita Namuyimba and David Greenhalgh

Greenhalgh and Namuyimba became lovers, I guess you could say she was his mistress, as he had a wife in the UK. Together they decided to set up a company in Uganda called Daveshan Development, a property business. Greenhalgh came back to the UK and left Shanita to run things in Kampala. He sent money to the company, some 11 Billion Ugandan shillings which is approximately £3 Million. When he returned to Kampala in November 2010 to check on things there wasn’t a great deal of money left and not a lot to show for it (putting it diplomatically).

Shanita Namuyimba

Shanita Namuyimba

This brings us onto the recent court case where Shanita was accused of embezzling money from the company. Indeed there is little doubt that she spent a lot of cash on clothes, parties, cars and lovers. Most of Kampala witnessed it. However in her defence she said that the company was never intended to be a real business and was just a front for Greenhalgh to get money to her and he got jealous and bitter after finding out about her other lovers. Shanita was sentenced to 4 years in jail although she’ll probably be out in no more than 2 years and maybe even less as she has recently given birth. David Greenhalgh however is not a happy man, the prospect of having his money refunded was ruled out because he did not use due diligence in selecting development partners for his Ugandan business but opted to trust an escort with all the money for business purposes.

So what has this to do with anal sex, well at one of the many court hearings Shanita described the nature of her relationship with Greenhalgh in very explicit detail, including acts of anal sex which of course is illegal in Uganda. So Greenhalgh may be in a bit of bother for that too although given the nature of the whole episode it is unlikely. But you can imagine an unwitting foreign traveler succumbing to the ebony charms of a busty urban babe in downtown Kampala, enjoying the wonders of a black booty and then promptly being handed a copy of Ugandan law and a blackmail note for a few hundred thousand shillings. So watch out in Uganda. We’d also like to nominate Shanita Namuyimba as the official Urban Ass of Uganda.

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